https://www.marcusgoodman.com/marcus-goodman-author-blog.html Follow the latest publications from Marcus Goodman, including GFNN satirical news, books, essays, and new articles as they are released. en-us Marcus Goodman author Sun, 23 Aug 2026 15:38:49 -0400 Sun, 23 Aug 2026 15:38:49 -0400 marcusgoodman.com https://www.marcusgoodman.com/the-gentle-night-friends-series.htmlfb4766f1031187f4cde809d6080f3208The Gentle Night Friends Series is a collection of SEL children's stories.
Sun, 23 Aug 2026 15:38:40 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/senator-replaced-himself-with-android.htmlfdf43263f6c9a8e6cf000e2ce243e5b7Senator replaced himself with an android characterized as a "Legislative Productivity Surrogate," prompting a Judiciary Committee inquiry into voting, representation, AI autonomy, and constitutional presence.
Mon, 10 Aug 2026 12:32:52 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-opens-investigation-into-the-decline-of-music-education.htmlf5ddf142d4c1b784a0f9cab69df4f942Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Music Education after educators report unexpected changes in student learning, prompting federal hearings, academic reviews, and industry responses.
Mon, 3 Aug 2026 14:18:05 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-opens-investigation-into-the-decline-of-classical-art-education.htmlb0b45710cb0e793ad41fe7776723d921Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Classical Art Education after lawmakers question whether universities are still teaching technical artistic mastery.
Sun, 2 Aug 2026 15:27:48 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/marcus-goodmans-guaranteed-weight-loss-plan-triggers-congressional-hearing.html783f574c44255c17c87404c715ecb199Marcus Goodman's Guaranteed Weight Loss Plan Triggers Congressional Hearing examines how one bestselling diet book sparked legal, medical, and constitutional debate.
Tue, 28 Jul 2026 11:34:19 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-opens-inquiry-into-artificial-intelligence-job-losses.html96d3389d84a44667239361669f4d4762Congress Opens Inquiry Into Artificial Intelligence Job Losses examines how lawmakers, regulators, and industry are responding to AI-driven workforce disruption.
Sat, 25 Jul 2026 11:50:53 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/ai-consistently-missing-the-point-triggers-federal-review.htmlee969bcc0f4ee95cf0d5146815227bc5AI Consistently Missing the Point Triggers Federal Review examines how reports of artificial intelligence answering adjacent questions evolved into a growing federal review involving engineers, regulators, economists, and Congress.
Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:25:48 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/ai-llm-groupthink-federal-review.htmlaacb438118fd3ef44356901e0bbddd6dFederal officials launch a review into AI LLM Groupthink after researchers report increasingly uniform responses across competing models, raising questions about innovation and public trust.
Tue, 21 Jul 2026 13:18:56 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-holds-hearing-on-masturbation-and-public-health.html5f9e254ec7b3e2e4b15bbfbdd5f40058Congress Holds Hearing On Masturbation And Public Health as lawmakers, physicians, attorneys, and advocacy groups debate a proposed federal wellness initiative.
Mon, 20 Jul 2026 12:39:21 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/federal-warning-labels-proposed-for-highly-processed-sugary-foods.htmleb0ec23ae07fe0b1eb8b14fe2224b366Federal Warning Labels Proposed For Highly Processed Sugary Foods are under congressional review after one lawmaker's medical concerns trigger hearings involving physicians, regulators, and industry leaders.
Sun, 19 Jul 2026 14:10:30 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/persian-governance-pilot-program-demonstrates-measurable-improvements.html304ab7780d1bacd81b1fddce54ebf904Persian Governance Pilot Program Demonstrates Measurable Improvements as federal pilot participants report better decisions, reduced groupthink, and growing stakeholder resistance.
Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:34:49 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/organizations-rush-to-join-persian-governance-pilot.htmle3ddbb19f3bcae2345e691c4be41d603Organizations Rush To Join Persian Governance Pilot Before Applications Exist, leaving federal officials to manage thousands of unsolicited volunteers.
Sat, 11 Jul 2026 18:54:52 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/hotel-refuses-service-to-elderly-married-couple-citing-policy-against-gerontophilia.html3322b0bbef694c9f383a75758b98afadSupreme Court Hears Case After Hotel Refuses Service To Elderly Married Couple, Citing Policy Against "Gerontophilia" raises unexpected legal and compliance questions.
Sat, 11 Jul 2026 12:52:33 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/researchers-warn-that-discoveries-could-destabilize-settled-history.html0cb5c702bdda9d6042b3e910eb963100Researchers Warn That Additional Discoveries Could Destabilize Previously Settled History
Fri, 10 Jul 2026 11:46:09 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-opens-hearing-into-ancient-persian-governance-procedure.html3fd2afe650329e248468e65630dddd7fCongress Opens Hearing Into Ancient Persian Governance Procedure
Tue, 7 Jul 2026 15:49:48 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/federal-review-of-governance-procedures-triggered-by-homework-assignment.html424220e511bd5c44525e99ed64347305Federal Review Of Governance Procedures Triggered By Homework Assignment examines how a student's history assignment unexpectedly launched a growing federal governance review.
Sun, 5 Jul 2026 16:05:00 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-opens-hearing-into-anthropomorphic-emotional-responses-used-by-artificial-intelligence.htmlabca64565044e53bf91b01d373b09045Congress Opens Hearing Into Anthropomorphic Emotional Responses Used By Artificial Intelligence as lawmakers examine whether human-like AI communication requires federal oversight.
Sat, 4 Jul 2026 21:38:32 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-opens-hearing-into-declining-quality-outputs-from-legacy-satire-publishers.html7ac2dc41d498a7da05b91e9ef5aa7603Congress Opens Hearing Into Declining Quality Outputs From Legacy Satire Publishers
Fri, 3 Jul 2026 16:05:03 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/federal-review-ordered-quality-control-failures-legacy-satire-sector.html35da56065c7832c797800f74f849d75dFederal Review Ordered Into Quality Control Failures Across Legacy Satire Sector examines a nationwide government review into declining institutional satire and its expanding regulatory response.
Fri, 3 Jul 2026 11:45:04 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/guaranteed-weight-loss-plan.html107ea1243fa606a44c039a5e8742d30fGuaranteed Weight Loss Plan
Wed, 1 Jul 2026 13:01:58 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congressional-hearing-planetary-defense-divine-providence.htmle55076031e91e9f8373b2ed46146399bCongressional Hearing Examines Whether Planetary Defense Constitutes Excessive Interference With Divine Providence after nearly a decade of debate, lobbying, and theological review.
Tue, 30 Jun 2026 13:33:11 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/gfnn17b068aeabd51662e502faf9d76c3c20Genuine Fake News now has its own dedicated section on MarcusGoodman.com. Visit the new GFNN page to browse the latest satirical news organized by category. Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/marcus-goodmans-genuine-fake-news.html9784e18f7b557cfb132abfad98b1c2d6Marcus Goodman is your trusted source for genuine fake news. Mon, 29 Jun 2026 19:00:24 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/free-will-and-determinism-exist.htmlddd6ea99ae3e1faf9e7452d21d408688Department of Causality officials conclude Free Will And Determinism Exist simultaneously after an infinite universe review prompts worldwide scientific debate.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:22:41 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/experts-recommend-same-diet-for47thconsecutive-year-await-different-outcome.html94fbbbebd6d578d6e62519213c893ce2Experts Recommend Same Diet For 47TH Consecutive Year, Await Different Outcome
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:21:46 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/congress-approves-mandatory-national-napping-program.htmlbf21d181f8a4090622fc606da0585513Congress Approves Mandatory National Napping Program
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:20:50 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/competition-between-ai-and-comedy-writers-heats-up.html8bf024ecacc4de3faf0ec20622aca72eCompetition Between AI And Comedy Writers Heats Up explores the escalating rivalry as writers, publishers, regulators, and AI companies formalize an increasingly bureaucratic creative competition.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:19:22 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/campaign-promises-now-required-to-be-physically-possible.html1af26de4426be954f05444f9cc2a85daCampaign Promises Now Required To Be Physically Possible
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:18:36 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/ai-detection-in-college-papers.html5388916f64827ecb6709f723a20509f2AI detection in college papers involves universities increasingly using AI to detect AI-generated assignments, while students adopt AI tools designed to make those same papers appear human-written.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:17:57 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/smartphone-battery-lasts-entire-week.htmla4ec33ef3f28115d89bddbace045a519A smartphone battery lasts entire week after a software update, prompting executives, regulators, and experts to investigate the unexpected success.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:17:09 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/non-local-consciousness-researchers-report-skeptics-exist-only-within-awareness.html1a7f2039d1e5c7b364a8cc820eca67ffNon-Local Consciousness Researchers Report Skeptics Exist Only Within Awareness as scientists, philosophers, and regulators respond to surprising new findings.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:14:17 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/national-debt-paid-after-us-mint-creates-50-trillion-dollar-coin.htmla1f80df874bb5f10645c3de2a2dd23dfNational Debt Paid After U.S. Mint Creates 50 Trillion Dollar Coin
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:10:32 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/healthcare-industry-alarmed-chronic-inflammation-responds-to-fasting.html013603eb22396168c43b61a218f60c5cHealthcare Industry Alarmed After Patients Discover Chronic Inflammation Responds To Fasting examines the concern surrounding inexpensive lifestyle interventions.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:06:52 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/healthcare-industry-alarmed-after-chronic-conditions-respond-to-inexpensive-habits.html46ffae0b0cbff7d16df1699058f8a17aHealthcare Industry Alarmed After Chronic Conditions Respond To Inexpensive Habits explores how institutions respond after inexpensive lifestyle changes produce unexpected health improvements.
Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:04:35 -0400 https://www.marcusgoodman.com/gfnn.htmlde2f3d49b44014df6fb7b089eee9fadbGenuine Fake News Network (GFNN) is your trusted source for meticulously curated genuine fake news Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:58:42 -0400