The Latest Publications From Marcus Goodman

Welcome to the Marcus Goodman publication archive.

This page lists my latest books, essays, and GFNN (Genuine Fake News) satirical news articles in chronological order. New publications appear here automatically as they are released.

Aug 23, 2026

The Gentle Night Friends Series

Pondo

The Gentle Night Friends Series is a collection of SEL children's stories.

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Aug 10, 2026

Senator Replaced Himself With Android: Committee Investigates

Android Senator Hale

Senator replaced himself with an android characterized as a "Legislative Productivity Surrogate," prompting a Judiciary Committee inquiry into voting, representation, AI autonomy, and constitutional presence.

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Aug 03, 2026

Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Music Education

Music Decline

Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Music Education after educators report unexpected changes in student learning, prompting federal hearings, academic reviews, and industry responses.

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Aug 02, 2026

Congress Opens Investigation Into Decline of Classical Art Education

art hearing

Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Classical Art Education after lawmakers question whether universities are still teaching technical artistic mastery.

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Jul 28, 2026

Guaranteed Weight Loss Plan Triggers Congressional Hearing

Guaranteed Weight Loss Plan

Marcus Goodman's Guaranteed Weight Loss Plan Triggers Congressional Hearing examines how one bestselling diet book sparked legal, medical, and constitutional debate.

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Jul 25, 2026

Congress Opens Inquiry Into Artificial Intelligence Job Losses

ai job losses

Congress Opens Inquiry Into Artificial Intelligence Job Losses examines how lawmakers, regulators, and industry are responding to AI-driven workforce disruption.

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Jul 23, 2026

AI Consistently Missing the Point Triggers Federal Review

ai misses the oint

AI Consistently Missing the Point Triggers Federal Review examines how reports of artificial intelligence answering adjacent questions evolved into a growing federal review involving engineers, regulators, economists, and Congress.

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Jul 21, 2026

Federal Review of AI LLM Generating More Groupthink Responses

AI groupthink

Federal officials launch a review into AI LLM Groupthink after researchers report increasingly uniform responses across competing models, raising questions about innovation and public trust.

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Jul 20, 2026

Congress Holds Hearing On Masturbation And Public Health

masturbation article

Congress Holds Hearing On Masturbation And Public Health as lawmakers, physicians, attorneys, and advocacy groups debate a proposed federal wellness initiative.

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Jul 19, 2026

Federal Warning Labels Proposed For Highly Processed Sugary Foods

sugary foods warning label

Federal Warning Labels Proposed For Highly Processed Sugary Foods are under congressional review after one lawmaker's medical concerns trigger hearings involving physicians, regulators, and industry leaders.

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Jul 17, 2026

Persian Governance Pilot Program Demonstrates Measurable Improvements

Persian Governance 3

Persian Governance Pilot Program Demonstrates Measurable Improvements as federal pilot participants report better decisions, reduced groupthink, and growing stakeholder resistance.

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Jul 11, 2026

Organizations Rush To Join Persian Governance Pilot

Persian Governance 2

Organizations Rush To Join Persian Governance Pilot Before Applications Exist, leaving federal officials to manage thousands of unsolicited volunteers.

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Jul 11, 2026

Hotel Refuses Service To Elderly Married Couple

gerontophilia

Supreme Court Hears Case After Hotel Refuses Service To Elderly Married Couple, Citing Policy Against "Gerontophilia" raises unexpected legal and compliance questions.

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Jul 10, 2026

Researchers Warn That Discoveries Could Destabilize Settled History

institutional inertia in academia

Researchers Warn That Additional Discoveries Could Destabilize Previously Settled History

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Jul 07, 2026

Congress Opens Hearing Into Ancient Persian Governance Procedure

Persian decision 1

Congress Opens Hearing Into Ancient Persian Governance Procedure

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