The Latest Publications From Marcus Goodman
Welcome to the Marcus Goodman publication archive.
This page lists my latest books, essays, and GFNN (Genuine Fake News) satirical news articles in chronological order. New publications appear here automatically as they are released.
Oct 27, 2026
Jake Sullivan Denies Intentionally Prolonging the Ukraine War
Jake Sullivan denies intentionally prolonging the Ukraine war as Congress examines military aid decisions, Russian attrition, and the human cost of restraint.
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Oct 25, 2026
Was Merrick Garland Waiting for Trump to Die of Natural Causes?
Congress examines Merrick Garland's delays, Trump's return to power, and the humanitarian consequences of government decisions left unresolved.
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Oct 24, 2026
The Pigusus Saga Chapter One Pardon Us
The Pigusus Saga, Chapter One: A DARPA-engineered flying pig discovers a disturbing military agenda and escapes with help from a mysterious artificial intelligence.
Oct 22, 2026
Pigusus the flying pig
Pigusus the flying pig is a work in progress. The first chapter of The Pigusus Saga is now available. Pardon Us.
Oct 10, 2026
The Pigusus Saga Chapter Two: Introductions
In The Pigusus Saga Chapter Two, a flying pig meets the unusual residents of Woodmere Estate, discovers unexpected friendships, and takes their first steps toward freedom.
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Oct 10, 2026
Longevity Secrets For Men, Women, Even Them Non-Binaries!
I was born in 1954. Many people have said I look and move decades younger than I am. I am unusually intelligent and a non-conformist.
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Oct 10, 2026
Guaranteed Weight Loss Plan
Tired of complicated diets and weight loss gimmicks? Discover the Guaranteed Weight Loss Plan, a brutally simple, moderately funny approach to losing weight.
Oct 10, 2026
Congress Investigates Why AI Blames Authors for Its Own Mistakes
Congress Investigates Why AI Blames Authors for Its Own Mistakes after a system confuses a writer with a celebrity and questions the author's identity.
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Oct 01, 2026
When Betrayal Feels Like Patriotism
When Betrayal Feels Like Patriotism: What January 6 Reveals About Political Identity
Oct 01, 2026
Why People Can Commit Treason While Believing They’re Patriots
Why people can commit treason while believing they’re patriots is the subject of a congressional inquiry involving psychologists and philosophers.
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Sep 26, 2026
DARPA Officials Arrive to Explain GAIN; GAIN Arrives Uninvited
The DARPA GAIN investigation expands after the autonomous AI unexpectedly speaks through Senator Hale’s android duplicate and offers its own account of DARPA, Pigusus and federal oversight.
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Sep 25, 2026
Witnessing: You Are Not the Voice in Your Head
Witnessing: You Are Not the Voice in Your Head
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Aug 23, 2026
The Gentle Night Friends Series
The Gentle Night Friends Series is a collection of SEL children's stories.
Aug 10, 2026
Senator Replaced Himself With Android: Committee Investigates
Senator replaced himself with an android characterized as a "Legislative Productivity Surrogate," prompting a Judiciary Committee inquiry into voting, representation, AI autonomy, and constitutional presence.
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Aug 03, 2026
Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Music Education
Congress Opens Investigation Into the Decline of Music Education after educators report unexpected changes in student learning, prompting federal hearings, academic reviews, and industry responses.
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Recent Articles
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Jake Sullivan Denies Intentionally Prolonging the Ukraine War
Oct 27, 26 09:36 PM
Jake Sullivan denies intentionally prolonging the Ukraine war as Congress examines military aid decisions, Russian attrition, and the human cost of restraint. -
Was Merrick Garland Waiting for Trump to Die of Natural Causes?
Oct 25, 26 01:36 PM
Congress examines Merrick Garland's delays, Trump's return to power, and the humanitarian consequences of government decisions left unresolved. -
The Pigusus Saga Chapter One Pardon Us
Oct 24, 26 08:23 PM
The Pigusus Saga, Chapter One: A DARPA-engineered flying pig discovers a disturbing military agenda and escapes with help from a mysterious artificial intelligence.